A Wish for Kings

I have a little name envy.

The Spanish Royal family epitomizes the Latino long name chains that I, Pablo Sergio Serrato, envy.

King Juan Carlos I's full name is Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Borbón-Dos Sicilias, his sister is María del Pilar Alfonsa Juana Victoria Luisa Ignacia de Todos los Santos de Borbón de Gomez-Acebo.

P. Sergio Serrato vs. Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Borbón-Dos Sicilias.

At least all my names end in vowels.

That is all I got going for me. Vowels.